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cunt3rparts:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

(Source: counterpunks, via bandgeeks-rule)

florelgreen:

you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time

(via bandgeeks-rule)

provocatve:

= checking out all blogs that ask =

arandomwhitedude:

180mph:

genetics is a fucked up and unfair game

nah

gayblowjob:

Take showers with me.
Sleep with me.
Cuddle with me.
Kiss me softly.
Hold my hand.
I’m clingy.
Please don’t go away.

(via suckmyvertical)

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

"I’m in love with the idea of you and me still together in the future."

- Oberhofer  (via perfect)

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